Noobs Are Coming flips the script by letting you play as the endgame boss, crushing waves of clueless noobs who dare challenge your throne. In this chaotic and comical roguelike, you wield devastating powers, summon strange minions, and adapt your strategy through randomized upgrades. Whether solo or with friends, this game promises frantic, physics-infused fun where the enemies never stop coming—but neither do your attacks.
Instead of being the hero, you’re the terrifying final encounter. Select from a roster of customizable bosses, each equipped with a unique base power. You then build your loadout from “boss patterns”—ranging from melee smashes to ranged attacks, to bizarre status effects and quirky minions. These patterns define your playstyle and can be swapped and upgraded during a run.
• Unique playstyles: Play as an evil mage, a mutant plant, or a mechanical brute.
• Boss patterns: Combine passives, actives, and summons for maximum carnage.
• Power scaling: Enemies get stronger, but so do your wicked strategies.
Every session in Noobs Are Coming is fast and packed with unpredictable action. As you defeat noobs, they drop souls which can be spent between waves at the randomly generated shop. With each wave, new enemies appear and new challenges arise, forcing you to adapt on the fly with creative builds and movement tactics.
• Quick matches: Perfect for bite-sized boss rampages.
• Ever-evolving waves: Face off against swordsmen, archers, mages, and more.
• Upgrade randomness: No two runs are the same.
This isn’t just a solo boss-fest. The game supports up to four players in local or Remote Play Together co-op, letting your crew join in the destruction. There’s even Twitch integration, allowing your chat to influence events or appear in cutscenes—bringing a layer of audience participation that’s both hilarious and unpredictable.
• 4-player co-op: Share the glory—and the chaos—with friends.
• Twitch mode: Let your viewers mess with the game in real time.
• Optimized controls: Full controller and Steam Deck support.
• Stack synergies: Certain passives and actives work wonders together—experiment.
• Summons as shields: Use minions to soak hits or pin enemies.
• Don’t stand still: Master movement and physics-based knockbacks to stay alive.
• Team builds in co-op: Coordinate roles and pattern choices with your teammates.
Whether you’re unleashing spider hordes or bashing noobs with explosive fists, Noobs Are Coming is a madcap mix of strategy, destruction, and pure boss power. Perfect for players who want a quick laugh, a creative challenge, or a new way to rule the roguelike genre—this is one battle where being bad is a blast.
